
What does a fishing license at Shearwater cost and who sells it?
Dunno ...

What light bulb do I need for my fitting?
Err ...

What's the best way to sell a mango press?
(I can't work out why Google send people to this page of ours)

What is the postcode for Westonbirt?
Yer wot ...

What is the currency exchange rate / will you change money for me?
Err no ...

Is there a gravestone in Bathampton Churchyard for xxxxxxxx?
How should I know ...

How can I travel from London to Lacock by public transport?
Not really my line, but ...

Can I speak with Mrs Wood please?
Yes, but you won't do so on this call ... we don't have one here!

Is that the Three Magpies?
Sorry, it isn't - it's a software training company and hotel in Melksham
There are times that having a wide internet presence leads us to some interesting questions and research (written 2009-06-26, updated 2009-06-28)
Associated topics are indexed as below, or enter http://melksh.am/nnnn for individual articles
G900 - Well House Consultants - Miscellany [170] MySQL, Java, PHP and Linux - new technical articles - (2005-01-06)
[201] 0870 telephone numbers - (2005-02-03)
[333] Do NOT follow links or read attachments in these emails - (2005-06-01)
[336] Targetted Advertising - (2005-06-05)
[397] Where now for dial-up providers? - (2005-07-30)
[636] What is your business latency and potential? - (2006-03-06)
[1024] Web site - a refresh to improve navigation - (2007-01-07)
[1038] Know to the police - (2007-01-16)
[1040] What the customer is looking for - effective training - (2007-01-17)
[1183] Improving searches - from OR to AND? - (2007-05-11)
[1867] Domain Renewal Group - (2008-11-02)
[1898] Every cloud has a silver lining - (2008-11-21)
[2019] Baby Caleb and Fortune City in your web logs? - (2009-01-31)
[2144] Looking for a career change - Physician to Web Site Designer - (2009-04-28)
[2534] And now for some posts a bit more technical - (2009-12-12)
[3000] Looking forward - the next 3000 - (2010-10-16)
[3315] Friday - Electrician, Food Festival, C++ Course, Rail Group Meeting - (2011-06-03)
[3612] Help to get online in Melksham - (2012-02-13)
[3775] Alan Turing - 1912 to 1954 - (2012-06-23)
G501 - Well House Consultants - Customer Service [72] On Customer Service - (2004-10-03)
[91] On line every 24 hours - (2004-10-17)
[126] Feedback shows the tip of an iceberg - (2004-11-22)
[150] Confession - (2004-12-13)
[189] Tuesdays and Fridays - (2005-01-25)
[195] Customer service - examples to warn us - (2005-01-30)
[233] Giving customers best value - (2005-03-02)
[265] Business practise, 2005 style - (2005-04-03)
[327] How far should our support go - (2005-05-28)
[350] Want to be one better - (2005-06-17)
[393] Trainer answers phone - (2005-07-28)
[440] Upgrade! - (2005-09-09)
[482] Different ways of selling - (2005-11-01)
[552] Keeping Customers Informed - (2006-01-02)
[566] May all your screw-ups be big ones - (2006-01-16)
[569] Instructions for bright people - (2006-01-19)
[609] Been on a course, but still not got it? - (2006-02-16)
[621] And the staff put the icing on the cake - (2006-02-23)
[628] Active Learning - (2006-02-28)
[650] A person of few words - (2006-03-18)
[717] A customer service company - (2006-05-11)
[725] Better communication - (2006-05-19)
[841] Forum help - a push in the right direction - (2006-08-21)
[852] Eventful evening - a lesson in looking after contacts - (2006-09-02)
[944] Just ******* Google it - (2006-11-25)
[961] Products that our customers want more of - (2006-12-03)
[966] CSL, KISS and RTFM - (2006-12-05)
[1007] Friends and family - (2006-12-25)
[1046] Bounce, bounce, bounce - (2007-01-20)
[1262] Keep in touch with PHP, Perl, Python and old friends too - (2007-07-09)
[1319] Customer feedback - lifeblood of a business - (2007-08-25)
[1434] Market survey - to learn, to prove a point, or to sell your product? - (2007-11-17)
[1446] An answer to a student asking 'Help' - (2007-11-27)
[1516] Pictures you can use - for free - from our library - (2008-01-23)
[1606] Sheep Shearers, Marathon Runners and Ocean Sailors - (2008-04-09)
[1637] Providing exceptional service - and carrying on doing so. - (2008-05-09)
[1835] 23:30 bookings and midnight checkins - (2008-10-12)
[1985] Learning to program as a part of your job - (2009-01-10)
[1991] Rules for a King - (2009-01-13)
[2015] Service Excellence Awards - (2009-01-30)
[2049] Why Choose Well House Consultants for your course? - (2009-02-20)
[2102] What do people think of our Apache httpd / Tomcat course? - (2009-03-24)
[2124] Building down expectations - (2009-04-09)
[2236] Alumni - revisiting and supporting the old University - (2009-06-13)
[2530] Taking a knock over Santa - (2009-12-08)
[2650] Getting a phone line changed ... - (2010-02-25)
[2880] Getting in touch - Please allow me to see you when you are online - (2010-07-21)
[2961] Initial handling of phone calls and walk in visitors - (2010-09-19)
[3073] Customer Service - the boundary - (2010-11-27)
[3103] Thank you - and Happy Christmas - (2010-12-24)
[3271] The importance of feedback - (2011-04-30)
[3294] It's not just about the jam in the sandwich - (2011-05-19)
[3378] New product - ensuring that supply matches demand - (2011-08-03)
[3808] Can you put names to faces? - (2012-07-19)
[3835] The Information age - not yet truly with us? - (2012-08-12)
[4077] Palty or Parliamentary? - (2013-04-30)
[4078] Train works for me! - (2013-05-02)
[4232] Not wanted here - hotel guests who will not be happy - (2013-12-30)
Some other Articles
History is not always prettyTcl - nice and nastyImportant - the future of Melksham / Chamber of CommerceGrouping rows for a summary report - MySQL and PHPQuestions I have been asked on answering the phoneRamblings on church and state linkage in MelkshamIs it Python past cheetah already?Past PHP delegates / others - coding help needed for next 3 monthsForum membership - a privilege not a rightWalks in and around Melksham, Wiltshire