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For 2023 (and 2024 ...) - we are now fully retired from IT training.
We have made many, many friends over 25 years of teaching about Python, Tcl, Perl, PHP, Lua, Java, C and C++ - and MySQL, Linux and Solaris/SunOS too. Our training notes are now very much out of date, but due to upward compatability most of our examples remain operational and even relevant ad you are welcome to make us if them "as seen" and at your own risk.

Lisa and I (Graham) now live in what was our training centre in Melksham - happy to meet with former delegates here - but do check ahead before coming round. We are far from inactive - rather, enjoying the times that we are retired but still healthy enough in mind and body to be active!

I am also active in many other area and still look after a lot of web sites - you can find an index ((here))
The final step to being British

It's over ten years since Lisa moved to the UK, and she's been British for over half of that time ... but there have been just a few experiences which have taken a while to happen. Last night, I took her to her first panto and she had the experience of the leading boy, the pantomime dame, "He's behind you", the audience interaction, the children up on the stage, the topical and local cracks, the naughty jokes aimed over the heads of the kiddies, and the village hall that starts off cold and draughty and lacking in atmosphere, yet becomes abuzz during the show with real atmosphere.



I also had the opportunity to introduce her to some characters from my childhood - and other later characters - who hadn't quite made in to the USA when she lived there. Now let's see how they all ended up ...

Andy Pandy and Goldilocks discover that - oops - they have an unexpected romantic attachment that's going to break the pairings that we have all been lead to expect.


Looby Lou has always had a thing for Bob the Builder, and the two of them end up together


Chip the woodcutter's son, who was all cut out to be paired off with Goldilocks, has been swept off his feet by Peaches (one of the St Trinian's girls) who has taken him under her wing as he searches for Goldilocks. It was after they bunked for the night in the same tent, with the magic corks, when everyone dreamed of their true love.


Baby Bear Fozzy Bear - who turned out to be one of the unexpected anchors of the show who really made the evening - has found his Cuddles who appeared (out of the chorus line!) during his dream that night in the woods!


There must have been a cast of forty!



SuperTed, Spotty Man, Skeleton, Bulk and Texas Pete ... and let's not forget PC Plod, Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men, Little Weed, the narrator, Scoop ... and a guest appearance from the Mayor of Melksham playing himself!

Final shows - a matinee this afternoon, and an evening performance at 7:30. See here. And you can find Melksham Comedy Club's home page here for other productions through the year ... or for details of next year's panto in due course.
(written 2009-02-07, updated 2009-02-08)

 
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Z201 - Holidays and Business Trips
  [65] Ireland - (2004-09-27)
  [81] Caf[83][c2]á keyboards - (2004-10-10)
  [368] Vacation Week - (2005-07-04)
  [370] From Iceland - (2005-07-06)
  [373] Vik, Iceland to Melksham, England - (2005-07-10)
  [374] Instant availability - (2005-07-11)
  [420] Towards Tebay - (2005-08-20)
  [518] Passport office - a much improved system - (2005-12-05)
  [548] San Francisco - (2005-12-30)
  [620] Familiar names, close to home - (2006-02-23)
  [684] Staying in the country - (2006-04-13)
  [878] Easy criteria to meet - (2006-09-25)
  [1004] Old dog, old tricks - (2006-12-22)
  [1025] Tomorrow's keywords - London, Training, Course, PHP, Ruby. - (2007-01-08)
  [1120] 1200 miles in 3 days - (2007-03-28)
  [1143] A course in Helsinki - (2007-04-11)
  [1150] Helsinki - what comes naturally - (2007-04-15)
  [1231] Sur le Continent - (2007-06-13)
  [1291] Day trip to Weymouth - (2007-08-05)
  [1293] Weymouth - Sunny Summer Sunday afternoon - (2007-08-07)
  [1299] In the USA for a few days - (2007-08-11)
  [1308] Good to be home - (2007-08-18)
  [1454] From Sunday to Monday, from Melksham to the Balkans - (2007-12-03)
  [1457] A day in Ljubljana - (2007-12-04)
  [1657] Farewell, Newcastle to Stavanger, Haugsund and Bergen - (2008-05-29)
  [1740] Vertical London - (2008-08-06)
  [1746] London for the visitor, for free - (2008-08-09)
  [1868] Liverpool - a friendly city - (2008-11-03)
  [1992] A good time to travel - (2009-01-14)
  [2090] Melksham to Georgia - (2009-03-19)
  [2098] A room without a view - (2009-03-22)
  [2100] Visiting Family - (2009-03-23)
  [2101] A B C D of GA and TN - (2009-03-23)
  [2198] On the road, at a Service area thats a cut above the others - (2009-05-25)
  [2200] England, Scotland, Northern Ireland - (2009-05-26)
  [2208] A beautiful coastline - (2009-05-30)
  [2265] A chance to do the tourist thing - (2009-07-01)
  [2269] Sipping at York - (2009-07-05)
  [2306] Melksham to Mexico for the week - (2009-07-27)
  [2313] Seeing Guadalajara - a first glimpse downtown - (2009-08-01)
  [2469] Beyond the Pale - (2009-10-22)
  [2759] Touching base - (2010-05-10)
  [2796] Sunday - waiting for the ferry. - (2010-06-06)
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  [3306] Photogenic Place - (2011-05-28)
  [3321] Travelling around - (2011-06-09)
  [3345] Cruising - (2011-07-04)
  [3346] Gibraltar - said to have a few residents less than Chippenham - (2011-07-05)
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  [3381] Report - day trip from Swindon / Chippenham / Melksham to Weymouth - (2011-08-07)
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  [3737] Postcards from Barmouth - (2012-05-20)
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  [3853] Blanford Forum, Dorset - (2012-09-01)
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  [473] Looking different in town - (2005-10-22)
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  [516] Open source questions? Anyone can ask. - (2005-12-03)
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  [2027] Who sticks by you in the snow? - (2009-02-05)
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  [2105] Hire Car, from Atlanta Airport - (2009-03-27)
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  [2118] Spring Sprung - (2009-04-05)
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  [2141] Town Crier competiton - (2009-04-25)
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  [2164] Updating my public profile - Graham Ellis - (2009-05-09)
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