For 2023 - we are now fully retired from IT training.
We have made many, many friends over 25 years of teaching about Python, Tcl, Perl, PHP, Lua, Java, C and C++ - and MySQL, Linux and Solaris/SunOS too. Our training notes are now very much out of date, but due to upward compatability most of our examples remain operational and even relevant ad you are welcome to make us if them "as seen" and at your own risk.
Lisa and I (Graham) now live in what was our training centre in Melksham - happy to meet with former delegates here - but do check ahead before coming round. We are far from inactive - rather, enjoying the times that we are retired but still healthy enough in mind and body to be active!
I am also active in many other area and still look after a lot of web sites - you can find an index ((here))
Know to the police
Should I be worried when the local police(wo)man knows me by name?
A car accident on the corner just outside "Well House Manor" in the pouring rain. The bang could be heard from The Manor, and Martin and I go out to see if we can help. Three vehicles have come to rest in various inconvenient places; everyone seems OK, but shocked and traffic is building up.
Old habits die hard. What's needed. Medical? No thank goodness. Emergency service calls? Done already. Traffic direction. Funny how a skill taught and learnt over 30 years ago comes back, isn't it? Did you know I used to be a lollipop man, on a busy corner / roundabout at the top of an urban dual carriageway? I confess, I quite enjoyed keeping the traffic moving from 4 roads, each one at a time. And watching out for schoolchildren too / a quick word to make sure they knew to wait, and the balance between getting as much traffic through in big chunks and people getting frustrated at waiting.
One of the neighbours popped out with a brigher jacket than I was wearing - visibility is vital, especially as two of the sets of traffic were stopping a ways back. And then - thank goodness - up comes a police car ... with the officer going first to check on the accident and people involved. Then she comes over to me. "Thank you Graham" (yikes - known to police). "My pleasure, Anne - would you like to take over". "No thanks - you're doing fine. I've got someone coming along to take over from you ...." and sure, after a further five minutes I was relieved of duty.
I hope that some of the teaching and training that I do stays with people as long as the quick lessons I had from, tutor unknown, on traffic control. I suspect I was taught by David Howie who once refereed a final at Wimbledon, but that's a story for another day. I'm getting dry and calm enough now to stop blogging and get back to a letter on Zope. (written 2007-01-16)
Associated topics are indexed as below, or enter http://melksh.am/nnnn for individual articlesG900 - Well House Consultants - Miscellany 
MySQL, Java, PHP and Linux - new technical articles - (2005-01-06) 
0870 telephone numbers - (2005-02-03) 
Do NOT follow links or read attachments in these emails - (2005-06-01) 
Targetted Advertising - (2005-06-05) 
Where now for dial-up providers? - (2005-07-30) 
What is your business latency and potential? - (2006-03-06) 
Web site - a refresh to improve navigation - (2007-01-07) 
What the customer is looking for - effective training - (2007-01-17) 
Improving searches - from OR to AND? - (2007-05-11) 
Domain Renewal Group - (2008-11-02) 
Every cloud has a silver lining - (2008-11-21) 
Baby Caleb and Fortune City in your web logs? - (2009-01-31) 
Looking for a career change - Physician to Web Site Designer - (2009-04-28) 
Questions I have been asked on answering the phone - (2009-06-26) 
And now for some posts a bit more technical - (2009-12-12) 
Looking forward - the next 3000 - (2010-10-16) 
Friday - Electrician, Food Festival, C++ Course, Rail Group Meeting - (2011-06-03) 
Help to get online in Melksham - (2012-02-13) 
Alan Turing - 1912 to 1954 - (2012-06-23)
Some other Articles
Nested exceptions in PythonLearnt in London - Ruby, Martini, Coral and the CoreKnow to the policeImpact Engineering and BackscatterPython Qt, wX, TkInter, and Jython - training??Longer hours and better value coursesThe new web site look spreadsEmpty at Easleigh, Missing at Melksham, Overflowing at OldfieldChronic fatigue help - a new discussion forum
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