The Smelliphone on which you can not only talk to someone, but smell their breath too. An option for hands free phones lets you smell the rotting fruit they've forgotten on their office desk, or whatever else is around the handset.

The personalised car alarm tone which you can download via your internet connection and install in your car. Then you'll know that it's YOUR car that's irritating the hell out of all the others around you as it goes off when you're in the supermarket queue.
(written 2006-06-14 14:42:50)

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