Escaped bullock surprises woman watching television in Darlington
A headline in the Northern Echo -
[here].
Is the surprise that the bullock was watching television?
Is the surprise that the woman was watching television?
Is the surprise that the bullock found the woman?
Is the surprise that there's a television in Darlington?
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(written 2013-04-23, updated 2013-05-04)
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