If I accidentally receive an email with the following text at its base:

IMPORTANT: This message is intended for the addressee only and is privileged and confidential. If you are not the addressee, then please DO NOT read, copy or distribute it, but reply to the sender that you received it in error and delete it.

then how am I supposed to follow their instructions without reading at least this part of it ;-)
(written 2004-08-22, updated 2006-06-05)

 Z800 - Whimsy
  [3462] Hangers, luggage and possessions - (2011-10-01)
  [3369] Local Council leads bans on many activities - (2011-07-24)
  [3288] Random Questions ... - (2011-05-14)
  [3226] A busy morning for railway announcements - (2011-04-01)
  [3223] Answering at my earliest convenience - (2011-03-29)
  [3215] Solution looking for problem - (2011-03-27)
  [3203] Melksham Town Council announces ... - (2011-03-16)
  [3030] Liquorice allsorts and Dolly Mixtures - (2010-11-05)
  [2945] Last, final, etc - (2010-09-04)
  [2676] Changing Times - (2010-03-13)
  [2626] On Malachite Green - (2010-02-06)
  [2542] My armpit was like a zebra crossing - (2009-12-19)
  [2496] A better design of mouth - (2009-11-07)
  [2397] Signwriting is dead. Long live the sign. - (2009-09-06)
  [2256] Is it Python past cheetah already? - (2009-06-24)
  [2251] Over a third of numbers start with the digit 1 - (2009-06-19)
  [2250] Bluegrass comes to Melksham - (2009-06-19)
  [2180] Patterns in numbers - room occupancy - (2009-05-13)
  [2157] From the 51773 family - (2009-05-04)
  [2152] My four feet! - (2009-05-01)
  [2143] Throughout the year, around the world - (2009-04-27)
  [2138] Ski bore ... train bore ... dog bore - (2009-04-24)
  [2131] Patterns in street names - (2009-04-17)
  [2127] Call in the professionals! - (2009-04-12)
  [2108] Funny Amusing, Funny Amazing and The Smarts - (2009-03-29)
  [2089] The Longest Day - Wednesday, 28th September - (2009-03-18)
  [2050] Why the Pony Tail? - (2009-02-21)
  [2028] Things people say on the phone - (2009-02-06)
  [2009] The Royal Mail Receipt - (2009-01-26)
  [1988] Melksham, Wiltshire. Town Crier Competition, 2009 - (2009-01-11)
  [1980] Michelle - (2009-01-06)
  [1977] Going round the block - (2009-01-04)
  [1952] Small Print - (2008-12-19)
  [1886] Keys to friendless churches - (2008-11-15)
  [1662] Westonbirt Arboretum Postcode - (2008-05-31)
  [1604] M25 / South Mimms Service Area - (2008-04-07)
  [1440] Useful command or messy screen? - (2007-11-21)
  [1241] If I say 'I am fine', what do I mean? - (2007-06-23)
  [1171] Traffic light control for horses - (2007-05-01)
  [1167] Leaning tower of Cheeser - (2007-04-28)
  [1075] I'm not the father - (2007-02-11)
  [973] Too much used to Skype - (2006-12-08)
  [892] A pattern in change - (2006-10-12)
  [850] Lighter moments - (2006-08-31)
  [807] Telling large from small - (2006-07-18)
  [784] Which way to turn? - (2006-06-28)
  [761] Great new inventions - (2006-06-14)
  [758] Very good for woodlice - (2006-06-12)
  [701] Minature Cyclists only - limited headroom - (2006-04-27)
  [689] The call of nature - (2006-04-18)
  [661] Dressed up for a phone call - (2006-03-29)
  [610] Need a hankie - (2006-02-16)
  [568] NB ''Aspiration'' - (2006-01-18)
  [547] Taking the dog for a walk - (2005-12-29)
  [520] Three life changing comments - (2005-12-07)
  [395] Making Orangutangs - (2005-07-28)
  [346] No Smoking Pubs - (2005-06-13)
  [331] 08:45 is a difficult time - (2005-05-31)
  [300] Dentist's Waiting Room Syndrome - (2005-05-04)
  [156] Signage - (2004-12-18)
  [151] Coffee Standards - (2004-12-14)
  [94] Special change - (2004-10-20)
  [69] John Toner - (2004-10-01)
  [44] Serious subject - (2004-09-10)
  [39] A Change is as good as a rest - (2004-09-05)

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