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A purely personal post from Graham Ellis
Lisa and Graham live in Melksham, Wiltshire, England
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I'm not the father
I look on with some amazement at the unfolding story of Anna Nicole Smith, who was just a vague name to me prior to her death in the last few days. A dark humour in my mind vaguely wondered about creating a web site for men to post up their "I am NOT the father of this baby" claims, but with so many claiming paternity, I'm starting to wonder if there would be anyone at all, except me, left to sign up there ;-) (written 2007-02-11, updated 2007-02-12) Associated topics are indexed under Z800 - Whimsy[4067] The woman, the television, the bullock and Darlington - (2013-04-23) [3922] Twerp - A person regarded as insignificant and contemptible - (2012-11-12) [3912] Sand to Arabia, Coals to Newcastle or Woodburners to Russia - (2012-11-04) [3868] How to make an ohno cake - (2012-09-23) [3851] Who is this? Picture Puzzle - (2012-08-28) [3738] Adoptive homes sought for abandoned babies - (2012-05-20) [3462] Hangers, luggage and possessions - (2011-10-01) [3369] Local Council leads bans on many activities - (2011-07-24) [3288] Random Questions ... - (2011-05-14) [3226] A busy morning for railway announcements - (2011-04-01) [3223] Answering at my earliest convenience - (2011-03-29) [3215] Solution looking for problem - (2011-03-27) [3203] Melksham Town Council announces ... - (2011-03-16) [3030] Liquorice allsorts and Dolly Mixtures - (2010-11-05) [2945] Last, final, etc - (2010-09-04) [2676] Changing Times - (2010-03-13) [2626] On Malachite Green - (2010-02-06) [2542] My armpit was like a zebra crossing - (2009-12-19) [2496] A better design of mouth - (2009-11-07) [2397] Signwriting is dead. Long live the sign. - (2009-09-06) [2256] Is it Python past cheetah already? - (2009-06-24) [2251] Over a third of numbers start with the digit 1 - (2009-06-19) [2250] Bluegrass comes to Melksham - (2009-06-19) [2180] Patterns in numbers - room occupancy - (2009-05-13) [2157] From the 51773 family - (2009-05-04) [2152] My four feet! - (2009-05-01) [2143] Throughout the year, around the world - (2009-04-27) [2138] Ski bore ... train bore ... dog bore - (2009-04-24) [2131] Patterns in street names - (2009-04-17) [2127] Call in the professionals! - (2009-04-12) [2108] Funny Amusing, Funny Amazing and The Smarts - (2009-03-29) [2089] The Longest Day - Wednesday, 28th September - (2009-03-18) [2050] Why the Pony Tail? - (2009-02-21) [2028] Things people say on the phone - (2009-02-06) [2009] The Royal Mail Receipt - (2009-01-26) [1988] Melksham, Wiltshire. Town Crier Competition, 2009 - (2009-01-11) [1980] Michelle - (2009-01-06) [1977] Going round the block - (2009-01-04) [1952] Small Print - (2008-12-19) [1886] Keys to friendless churches - (2008-11-15) [1662] Westonbirt Arboretum Postcode - (2008-05-31) [1604] M25 / South Mimms Service Area - (2008-04-07) [1440] Useful command or messy screen? - (2007-11-21) [1241] If I say 'I am fine', what do I mean? - (2007-06-23) [1171] Traffic light control for horses - (2007-05-01) [1167] Leaning tower of Cheeser - (2007-04-28) [973] Too much used to Skype - (2006-12-08) [892] A pattern in change - (2006-10-12) [850] Lighter moments - (2006-08-31) [807] Telling large from small - (2006-07-18) [784] Which way to turn? - (2006-06-28) [761] Great new inventions - (2006-06-14) [758] Very good for woodlice - (2006-06-12) [701] Minature Cyclists only - limited headroom - (2006-04-27) [689] The call of nature - (2006-04-18) [661] Dressed up for a phone call - (2006-03-29) [610] Need a hankie - (2006-02-16) [568] NB ''Aspiration'' - (2006-01-18) [547] Taking the dog for a walk - (2005-12-29) [520] Three life changing comments - (2005-12-07) [395] Making Orangutangs - (2005-07-28) [346] No Smoking Pubs - (2005-06-13) [331] 08:45 is a difficult time - (2005-05-31) [300] Dentist's Waiting Room Syndrome - (2005-05-04) [156] Signage - (2004-12-18) [151] Coffee Standards - (2004-12-14) [94] Special change - (2004-10-20) [69] John Toner - (2004-10-01) [44] Serious subject - (2004-09-10) [39] A Change is as good as a rest - (2004-09-05) [24] Impossible terms - (2004-08-22) 2292
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